This is amazing, but I get the worst anxiety
i don’t think u fully understand how important this gif is
His nine lives flashed before his eyes.
"Lick lick lick fwoomp"
Two chemists walk into a bar.
One of them asks for H2O. The other asks for H2O2 and giggles.
The bartender serves them both hydrogen peroxide because he’s fucking tired of chemists walking into his bar and trying that joke.
what if obama had a scene phase
someone please photoshop it
on the bright side i am not addicted to crack cocaine
On the downside I’m too poor to afford one.
one crack cocaine
hello drug dealer yes i would like to purchase one crack cocaine please
debit or credit
I actually have a gift card
if you think all boobs are supposed to be perky and big with perfectly centered nickel-sized nipples you probably have never actually seen a boob in real life because boobs are diverse as frick
Or maybe they’ve only seen one boob
not even a set of boobs because boobs are usually 2 different sizes
just one boob
all by its lonesome
a singular boob floating aimlessly through the void
HOW IS THERE A GIF FOR THAT
me: bb ur hands r so cold
her: that me hook
that girl you called fat? thats a loaf of bread. that boy you called gay? thats a croissant that girl you called a slut thats a ladyfinger. stop making fun of food and get out of my bakery